Well, Dear Ms. Reyes

I am sick of these colleges sending me countless e-mails on where I SHOULD go. It’s not like it’s my life or anything. For example, guess which macabre college sent me a letter about them? PEMBROKE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA! UGH... They have the nerve to send me something?? Oh, and that college used a coquettish technique by having some woman write me the letter talking about how proud they would have me for being an outstanding American "Indian". Fie on Miss Lela Clark for brown nosing the letter and being a sycophant at it too. Maybe I'm being too harsh on the director of admissions? Nah, I'm just being in an implacable mood right now; testosterone is a horrible hormone. Count yourself lucky that you don't have it. Or should I be the lucky one that I don't have a lot of your hormones in my body? Well this has been a very nice paragraph to type.